[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for “hurting” you.
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have ran into a tree/bush.
[x] You have been called a blond.

TOTAL: 6

[x] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star had the same melody
[x] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 11

[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don’t get it
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[x] You are often told to use your ‘inside voice’.

TOTAL: 20

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (AND ON PURPOSE!<3)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important(Like fixing my 3 failing grades...)
[x] You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time

TOTAL: 24

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don’t. (Those are STUUUPIIIIID!)
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you’re confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you’re lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word “um” is used frequently.
[x] You don’t know what “um” means
[x] You say “what” and “huh” a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin

TOTAL: 32

MAX TOTAL: 32

NOW, take all of your totals, add them together, and multiply by 4.
Then re-post as: "I am --% Mentally ill.